Horrible Horror

My Thoughts On Friday the 13th

2012-01-13T19:27:00.000+01:00

Just something I made real quick given the date. Forgive the overall quality - the recording was too long for youtube, AND too big for Blip, so I had to turn it down to 480p.

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The 5 Scariest Movies (That I Watched in 2011)

2012-01-13T19:23:00.006+01:00

Hey guys, just to make sure I am actually uploading SOMETHING here in January, I decided to mark the new year by making this little thingamajig. Hope you enjoy it.

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Horrible Horror #21 - Black Christmas (2006)

2011-12-20T20:23:00.002+01:00

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, guys!

Yes, I am FINALLY back after a lot of schoolwork... and a little surprise that you will see at the beginning of this video. I do, however, apologize for the less than amazing sound. THere is an explanation of why it is that way in the end credits, but you might want to turn your speakers up a bit.

This thing has had it coming for a LONG time. Two years ago, when this show was new, I half ran out of time, half found myself so incredibly pissed that I couldn't write a coherent sentence about this piece of shit. And last year, I planned to make it along with Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, but ran out of time. But now it finally gets the beating it deserves - and just in time for you to watch it it before christmas morning.

Merry Christmas, you guys, and thanks for watching all my stuff despite the insanely long waits between each video. You rock.

EDIT: AND as usual, I forgot one credit! It's amazing how often I do this.
The "Clever girl" clip is from Jurassic Park.

Black Christmas (2006) is (C) Dimension Films

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Horrible Horror #20 - The Killer Eye (1999)

2011-10-17T19:24:00.001+02:00

In our quest to cover some of the more infamous productions companies out there, we have finally reached Full Moon Entertainment - an odd company to be sure, with such astrange mix of utterly inane crap and some pretty damn fun and occasionally fairly creepy gothic horror flicks.

Today is not one of those, however. Today is the most ridicilously non-arousing sex romp you're ever gonna see. I welcome you to David Decoteau's THE KILLER EYE!

The Killer Eye is (C) Full Moon Entertainment

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Horrible Horror #19 - Mega Piranha (2010)

2011-09-22T21:27:00.002+02:00

Well, as promised, I finally return after several setbacks to bring you more fun. In the spirit of last episode, we're focusing on a couple more production companies that keep spewing out crap - this time, The Asylum gets a jab as we take a look at the atrocity that is Mega Piranha.

Yeah, I count monster movies as horror most of the time, even if this doesn't always quite look like a straight out horror flick. That oughta change, however, when I take a look at Full Moon next time. I have a couple in mind, but you're more than welcome to suggest a Full Moon movie you'd like to see covered - who knows, you might be aware of one more horrible than what I have in mind.

With that said, just enjoy the video, guys!

Mega Piranha is (C) The Asylum Films

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Recently Seen Horror #10 - Fright Night 3D (2011)

2011-09-21T10:34:00.002+02:00

Well, sorry for my long absence - next review is being worked on, but here's a quick review of the recent Fright Night remake to entertain you for a while.

SORRY about the very dark picture, I am still getting used to the webcam on my new laptop, and it seems to have a little trouble adjusting to what little light I have. Trying to figure out a way to make that look better.

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Horrible Horror - Q&A 2

2011-07-25T14:57:00.001+02:00

Q&A time!

Just me adressing a few questions I get pretty often. Hope this clears a few things up and is somewhat interesting.

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My Top 9 Childhood Scares

2011-07-21T22:21:00.001+02:00

Well, finally a new video out for all of you! This is a retrospect on my life, recounting thing sthat scared me as a child - and how fitting it is, considering it was my birthday last week! You'd almots think I plan these things out, huh?

This was never meant to be as ridicilously long as it got, but I did try to trim it down at least a little. It's not very jokey, but I hope you still find it entertaining.

On the other hand, it was CONSTANTLY fucking me right the hell over with all sorts of stupid snags in the editing process, so that's why it's a little late. But oh well!

(Rats! Once again, I forgot a credit! Well, I used a clip from Wes Craven's New Nightmare, along with a clip from Dumb and Dumber!!

Seriously. Can anyone invent a "forget-to-credit-means-getting-slapped" machine?)

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Recently Seen Horror #09 - Castle Freak (1995)

2011-07-03T18:33:00.001+02:00

Finally doing one of these again, after watching a damn good little movie that I have absolutely no good excuse for not having watched before.

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Middle of Nowhere - Commentary

2011-06-24T22:00:00.001+02:00

Why the hell not? Listen to me babble on about how much fun this was to do and tell you random, useless trivia!

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Middle of Nowhere - Bloopers!

2011-06-22T20:11:00.002+02:00

Just for the hell of it - here's some bloopers for the movie! Believe me, there's a LOT more, but it's basically just inside jokes that are impossible to understand for anyone else. So have some fun with this instead and have fun watching me and my friends act like idiots.

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My trip to Copenhell 2011

2011-06-19T18:53:00.006+02:00

Alright everybody, I just HAVE to tell you about how awesome a trip I just had. I just spent two days at the EPIC danish Metal festival Copenhell along with my friends, and I got pictures to show all o' y'all!

Me and my friends all drove to the festival together after having spent the night at my parents' house, watching our own little premiere of my movie "Middle of Nowhere" - this is all of my pals on the festival site, enjoying our first beer of the trip - you'll probably recognize Michael (middle left) and Anders (middle right) from the movie - they played Poul and Laurits respetively.

Though I'm gonna be honest, the parking lot IS where we spent most of our time, drinking the beers we'd brought ourselves. It was our very own mini version of Heavy Metal Parking Lot, and it was awesome!

I don't have many pictures of the bands, and while these guys weren't the first we saw (that would be Artillery), KoRn was the one where we got in the front row and went crazy! Managed to get this fine picture of Jonathan!

And right after that, the motherfucking Priest took the scene! That man can rock some Metal Ballads! I couldn't get very close, but I didn't mind - I spent the concert sitting on a nearby hill with a full view of the stage and the entire festival - it was wonderful.

For some reason, there was a Wicker Man near the stage. I don't think they ever burned it since it rained on occasion, but it was pretty neat to see.

Sadly, my camera pretty much died on the second day, so I only have very few pictures. But those I have are awesome. On this day, we watched a bit of Anvil, along with going to a concert by fantastic up and coming danish Viking metal band "Vanir" whom I strongly recommend - brutal stuff! They even handed out mead to the audience!

But after that came my favorite moment. The place had a theater. That night, they were showing the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Guess who this gentleman is?
That's right, that's me with Gunnar "Leatherface" Hansen. I didn't get to talk to him that much, but just seeing him, talking to him, getting this picture and hearing him introduce the movie was fantastic. Besides, he didn't have time to talk to me - he was too busy hanging out with Anvil!

So much brutal in one place.

But yeah, that little meeting and the entire festival has left me with what is now my most treasured belonging: THIS!

I'd call this festival a success - how about you guys?

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Middle of Nowhere

2011-06-16T14:29:00.001+02:00

Well, everybody, here it is - my very first short film! That's right, I finally got around to try my hand at scriptwriting, directing and editing a 20-minute short slasher film, and it was an incredibly fun experience both for me and for all of my very good friends who decided to participate in this! It is full of beginner's mistakes that I can see NOW, but nonetheless, I am proud to have started and finished a project of some magnitude. You need to keep in mind that this an independent, first-time, no-budget production. Everyone involved are friends of mine who wanted to help, and the only one who has any acting experience at ALL is me (and I play the killer because of my height) - in fact, none of us have done ANYTHING related to filmmaking before. The camera is an old video camera, we didn't have a microphone, the budget was paid collectively, etc. So it's nothing big or flashy, but it is OUR project, and I am proud of it.

I want to thank everyone over at the wonderful site IndyMogul, for showing me that this would be possible, and the community there for giving some good advice - you can check the place and their awesome indie filmmaking shows out right here: http://www.indymogul.com

I hope you enjoy watching this as much as I enjoyed making it.

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I'm finally back!

2011-06-01T14:28:00.000+02:00

Yep, finally returned!

My house is on fire, brb

2011-05-09T18:21:00.001+02:00

Juuust a quick update on some shocking news!

Horrible Horror #18 - Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)

2011-05-03T18:28:00.002+02:00

Holy crap, I actually made an episode.

As I explain in this video, I WAS supposed to do a review of the danish horror movie Kat, which I purposely left out of my rundown of danish horror films for that very reason - but it turns out I should have checked this out ahead of time, because goddamnit, I COULD NOT get my copy to work on this computer no matter what I do, at least not with subtitles. So we have another Devon's Ghost case here, people - maybe in two years, I'll get a chance to review Kat, huh?

It struck me as a bit of a surprise that I haven't reviewed anything by Troma before, but this is probably because I mostly think of Kaufman's own stuff when I think Troma, and I love most of that - and even then, I just admire Troma for dishing out whatever the hell they feel like. This is definetely bad and not as enjoyable as the others, but other than Class of Nuke Ém High 3, I actually don't recall seeing a Troma movie I couldn't stand (and even Nuke 'Em High 3 had it's so-bad-it's-good moments).

But anyway, here's the newest episode, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown! Hope you enjoy it!

EDIT: So I tried to fix the fact that the Howling II clip is completely black, and... I can't! For some reason, it just comes out black whenever I render the whole video. I have no idea how to fix this, guys - sorry. It really sucks to have a technical mistake like this. I'll try to find a way to work around it, but I am not counting on much luck.

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (C) Chelsea Partners & Troma Entertainment

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Recently Seen Horror #08 - Scream 4 (2011)

2011-04-14T14:41:00.001+02:00

Ghostface is back! But is he still worth watching?

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Middle of Nowhere - Trailer

2011-04-11T17:11:00.007+02:00

Now, what could this be?

Check out the movie's FACEBOOK FAN PAGE!

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History of Danish Horrror Movies

2011-04-06T19:01:00.001+02:00

So, this video turned out to be a lot more than I thought it would be.

Originally, this was simply supposed to be a little Vlog, a la my "Slasher Collection" video, but I figured if I was gonna go here, I might as well try to cover as

much as I could as best I could - and that created the video you see right now. There's not much to say that I don't say in the video itself - I can only hope

you find it informative and entertaining.

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Horrible Horror #17 - Devons Ghost (2005)

2011-03-14T18:59:00.004+01:00

Well, here we are, guys!

This REALLY wasn't supposed to take as long as it ended up doing. In fact, some of you might even remember - this video is practically TWO YEARS LATE. Yes, this was originally supposed to be the second episode of the show, until I managed to lose my copy of the movie. For a LONG time, I could not find another copy, and when I finally did, I had planned too far ahead. But now I FINALLY got it done.

And you know what? I'm glad it ended up taking this long. Frankly, even if I would not go as far as to call myself great, I have gotten a LOT better at this stuff than I was, and half of this would have been a pain in the ass to do in Windows Movie Maker. And I like to think the whole thing got funnier thanks to a rewrite.

But here it finally is! Devon's Ghost. Enjoy. Or, rather... don't.

Devons Ghost is (C) Gag Order Films

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Horrible Horror #16 - Cubbyhouse (2001)

2011-02-04T16:22:00.001+01:00

Hey, everybody, I am finally back!

This was so supposed to have been done ages ago, but I just kept running into obstacles. Moneytrouble that came out of nowhere, sprained
ankles, software that wouldn't work, files I couldn't find, shit that wouldn't render properly... it just kept piling up and getting delayed.
But here it is, finally - the worst haunted houes / demon possession flick I have come across so far - from Australia!!

On a different note, this is the first time I've edited with Sony Vegas. While that program is a godsend, I dunno if it is all that noticable,
simply because, well, my camera is still not very good - but I hope to get my hands on one in the near future.

I don't have much else to say this time around. Enjoy the show, and see you later!

Cubbyhouse is (C) David Hannay Productions

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Recently Seen Horror #07 - Buried (2010)

2011-01-27T14:16:00.001+01:00

Just a little something to keep you entertained while I get the next review done. I really mean all I say in this one: It's hard to praise this movie enough.

I know the sound is a little shitty, but believe me, I spent like an hour trying to fix it, and it just... wouldn't. So sorry about that, but I hope you can bear it and enjoy the video.

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UPDATE: Where the hell did Esh go?

2011-01-18T13:11:00.002+01:00

Just me giving a little heads-up to where I've been and that I am still alive and kicking.

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Horrible Horror #15 - Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 (1987)

2010-12-17T17:16:00.000+01:00

Merry Christmas, Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, Pleasant December, whatever you wanna hear!

This time, dear viewers, we are going to tackle the hilarious monstrosity that is Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - probably one of THE most thoroughly retarded sequels to ever be made to a slasher. But oh how glorious it is.

And yes, I realized I may have mentioned earlier that I would do the Black Christmas remake, but my original plan was actually to do this AND the Black Christmas remake. However, I got to work on this late thanks to exams and whatnot, and figured that rather than stress myself, I would finish this one and keep Black Christmas for another year - that should give me an extra year to rage about it in silence and fuel me anyway, so it works out for everyone!

Enjoy your Holidays, and I hope you'll stick around come January for another exciting year of horrible Horror!

Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 is owned by Silent Night Releasing Corporation

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Horrible Horror #14 - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

2010-12-01T23:22:00.002+01:00

I shouldn't need to say this, but I'm gonna say do it right away, because I KNOW someone out there is going to think I was being serious:

The rant at the beginning is a joke. I have nothing but respect for Doug Walker and Brad Jones and their respective work as the Nostalgia Critic and the Cinema Snob, and I had great fun watching their review of Leprechaun. I merely thought a rebuttal would make for a good joke, especially since they were panning a favorite of mine to begin with. So there are no hard feelings with this - it's all a big joke.

This was SO supposed to be done a week ago, but I got a hell of a cold and couldn't record. But finally, it is here in all it's frightening glory: Leprechaun in the Hood! This is what it looks like when a "bad" series of films has a black sheep among the sequel that isn't even enjoyable.
Well, at least Warwick Davis is still fun to look at.

I hope to release two videos during december, one of which might be a little shorter than the average review, but nonetheless, I WILL get something
christmas-themed out there this year - unlike last year when all it amounted to was a hastily (and not very well) done christmas themed recommendation
round.

But for now, happy first of December and happy whatever holiday you celebrate, and I hope to see you around for some fun during the month.

The Leprechaun franchise is owned by Trimark Pictures

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My slasher DVD collcetion

2010-11-24T16:21:00.001+01:00

Hey, peeps. This is just Esh showing off his not-particularly-impressive-but-maybe-insteresting-to-some-of-you Slasher DVD collection.

While I AM working on the next full review, I've just found myself with a bitch of a cold and not able to record my usual wild antics. But to keep you guys somewhat entertained in the meantime, I decided to just run through my slasher DVD collection and talk a little about each of them.

Now, a LOT of these I have already mentioned in other videos or even had as part of Top Ten lists, so if I repeat myself, my apologies. This is also not a particularly impressive collection, I know - I have watched many more (and have many more DVDs of other types of horror) than the ones I have on DVD, but DVDs are expensive here and slashers are rather hard to find when you live in a small country like Denmark.

And as you may have noted, this video is VERY long - much longer than I thought it would be. So if you don't have the patience, that's understandable. I just figured that those who were interested might get a kick out of it.

So here's hoping you'll find this a little interesting - Esh out! See you soon for my next REAL video!

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Movie-Brats Nightmare on Elm Street Collab - The Dream Child (1989)

2010-11-14T17:29:00.003+01:00

A while ago, Movie-Brat at the That Guy WIth the Glasses forum sent me an invitation to take part of a review collaboration of the entire Nightmare on Elm Street series - and of course, with such an invitation, I accepted. But having already covered Freddy's Dead, I wanted to talk a bit about The Dream Child - a sequel that, while definetely not a very good movie, I think is a little bit underrated - and s this video is here to explain why I think that.

It's really not a regular episode, but I had fun making it. While the first half does still feature my usual review style, the second is a little more in-depth. This is most likely the approach I will take should I ever be part of a collab again, but regular episodes will still primarily be the movie interrupted by jokes.

So once again, thanks to Movie-Brat for inviting me, and thank all of you for watching. You can watch the reviews of the other parts of the franchise here:

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=21857

Nightmare on Elm Street and all related media is (C) New Line Cinema

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Horrible Horror - Top Ten Cool Looking Killers (that you may not have heard about)

2010-10-31T15:29:00.004+01:00

Happy Halloween everybody!

I return with a new top ten list just in time for this glorious holiday. Let me say this once again: this is a very personal list. You may not agree with all of my choices, or any of them. But this is just ten slasher characters I always thought looked great and deserve some more love.

On another note - this video is quite light on jokes for its length. I hope you won't mind that, but I didn't write it with the intention of making fun of these movies. Most of them are favorites of mine after all.

Anyway, not much else to say. Enjoy Halloween, and make sure to eat some candy for me.

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Horrible Horror #13 - Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

2010-10-13T17:45:00.001+02:00

You know how sequels to good movies almost always suck? Well, some franchises get it harder than others.

This, my friends, is Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf. The biggest nosedive a franchies has ever taken, complete with tagline that is relevant for all but the first ten minutes of the movie. Joy!

I don't have much to say this time around, It's kind of short because I skipped a LOT of meaningless little sequences. This movie has no clue how to focus on something for more than a freaking minute.

Howling II is (c) Helmdale Films

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Horrible Horror #12 - Night of the Lepus (1972)

2010-09-16T19:23:00.003+02:00

Of all of the ever vengeful Mother Nature's soldiers, rabbits truly are the most terrifying of them all, as this masterpiece from the early 70'oes featuring none other than Janet Leigh proves to us.

This one was a total blast. But it's hard to make nothing but rabbit jokes for fifteen minutes, I can sure as shit tell you that.

I credited the credits song to "Ozzy Fudd" because, quite frankly, I can't seem to find the actual artist's name anywhere at all no matter how much I search. If anyone knows, please do tell me and I will give proper credit where credit is due.

Night of the Lepus is (c) A.C. Lyles Productons

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Horrible Horror #11 - Terror Toons (2002)

2010-08-28T20:33:00.001+02:00

Oh sweet mercy, what did I get myself into this time?

Well, gang, this is Terror Toons - one of the aboslute worst things I have ever seen, and it's not like I was expecting much to begin with. Bask on the glory of toon characters that aren't animated and the best porno without any sex you're ever going to see in your life.

Special thanks to my friends Andreas and Tim for helping me out with this one - Andreas for throwing shit at me and helping me with some screenshots, and Tim for some assistant voiceacting. I owe you one.

OH, I just realized I forgot to add a credit for the Frankenstein footage in the actual credits. WOW, that is bad! I will fix that on a later note. Feel free to slap me for that one.

Terror Toons is (c) Jesco Film Entertainment and Brain Damage Films

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Recently Seen Horror #06 - Waxwork (1988)

2010-08-25T16:18:00.002+02:00

Waxwork - this has got to be the only movie where you can watch a guy in an armoured wheelchair fight Werewolves and Zombies.

Now, I remind you that these videos are unscripted. I am REALLY just sitting down ranting about what comes to mind, so if I take a shotr break or slip up my english on occasion, please bear with me.

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Horrible Horror #10 - Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

2010-07-30T23:16:00.000+02:00

Well, THAT only took a month and a half!

They tried to keep me down! Heatwaves, big gashes on my cheeks, tons of homeworks, birthday parties... they all tried to keep me from making videos, but even though it slowed me down, I didn't stop! I pressed on, and thus I present to you my review of the worst of what the Nightmare on Elm Street has to offer, sort of in spirit of the recent remake (which has now turned NOT so recent thanks to my delays. Ass!)

I am quite fond of how this one turned out, actually. And despite the fact that I DO strongly dislike it, at least you can get a couple of chuckles out of how stupid this one is.

My intensive spanish course will be done at the end of next week, so hopefully I should be able to speed up production again. I don't know how many times i've promised that by now, but it WILL happen sooner or later!

For now, simply enjoy the grotesque pile of garbage that is: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare!

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Recently Seen Horror #05 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

2010-07-17T13:59:00.001+02:00

So I went to watch the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street this thursday, and now you get the honour of hearing my thoughts about it. Aren't you all just lucky?

Now, I remind you that these videos are unscripted. I am REALLY just sitting down ranting about what comes to mind, so if I take a shotr break or slip up my english on occasion, please bear with me.

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Recently Seen Horror #04 - Slaughter Night (2006)

2010-07-15T16:24:00.001+02:00

Taking a moment to talk about the dutch slasher movie Slaughter Night (or Sl8n8) as it is called in the Netherlands). Enjoy.

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2010-07-13T21:55:00.000+02:00

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Horrible Horror - Top Ten Funniest Slasher Movie Kills

2010-06-13T19:13:00.002+02:00

Welcome to the very first Top 10 list in the history of Horrible Horror!

I am going to make this clear here as well as in the video: This is my personal list. I could never claim to state the funniest of all time - what scares you
and what makes you laugh are far too personal for me to claim anything like that. And like I state in the video, there are still tons of slashers I haven't seen.
And if a kill you find hilarious isn't here, well, either I didn't see it or didn't laugh at it. Who knows? Some day there may be a "Ten even funnier kills".

This was really fun, but also really hard work to make, but I am very happy with the overall result. I hope you are too. It turned out a little longer than I had
hoped, but hopefully it's entertaining enough for you to want to stick around.

In other news, I now have a Twitter account, and a brand new e-mail adress that is far easier to remember where you can reach me:

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/horriblehorror

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The Super Special Galactic Awesome 1-Year Anniversary of Win - or something

2010-05-19T03:04:00.005+02:00

The title really says it all. Thanks for a great year, and here's to another!

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-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #09 - Boogeyman (2005)

2010-05-06T23:54:00.004+02:00

Here I am once more, for once only... a month and a couple of days after the last video. Awesome!

Well, this is one I've wanted to do for a while. Boogeyman. The ultimate case of "great concept, awful execution". Honestly, how can you screw this up? It seems no one is able to get this one right WHATSOEVER.

I actually found out later that Sam Raimi produced this thing. What a waste of cash from a man who actually knows his horror. Oh well, can't win 'em all.

Enjoy the video.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Boogeyman is (C) Ghost House Pictures

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #08 - April Fool's Day (2008 Remake)

2010-04-01T21:46:00.004+02:00

Finally a new review from me! Once again, it's a fairly short one. I probably have to admit to myself that this one didn't lend itself so well to jokes as I thought it would, but here it is.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

April Fool´s Day (2008) is (C) 360 Pictures

-Stay Scared

2010-02-15T04:25:00.002+01:00

And so, I finally return to the reviewing game, just barely in time for Valentine to give you the single most boring film ever to feature a burnt-faced maniac, namely the absolutely terrible Honeymoon Horror.

This episode actually turned out a lot better than I thought, and it is way shorter than most of the others - I could say that this is because I took your critique to heart and summarized better, but honestly... I really covered everything that happened. It's that boring.

This alost didn't get made. I spent half the day trying to get Movie Maker to render it right without smacking a big fat load of green on the movie clips - so now it just barely makes it to the 14th. You better appreciate my stubbornness, folks!

Anyway, enjoy the new review and the new background in my new room - I shall see you later!

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Honeymoon Horror is (C) Omega Cinema Productions

-Stay Scared

Why I haven't been around... again.

2010-01-29T12:44:00.002+01:00

Yeah, the video and the title speaks for itself.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #06 - Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)

2009-12-16T10:51:00.007+01:00

((Crap - I really didn't want THAT to be the display pic... but I can't seem to do dick about it))

Heyooo! Here's the latest review for all of you! This time we tackle one of the really big boys in the slasher genre, none other than Jason Voorhees himself. Sure, his movies aren't exactly high art, but at least most of them are entertaining for fans of the subgenre... well, except for a few, this atrocity being one of them.

I am really happy with how this came out, personally - now I can only wait for all the Michael Jackson fans who still aren't over the guy to grab their torches and their pitchforks and chase me off the internet.

Not much to say - I just really like this episode, and I hope you do too!

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning is (C) Paramount Pictures

- Stay Scared

Recommendation Round #01 - Christmas

2009-12-14T21:16:00.004+01:00

Whussap people! Esh is here once again to tell you what to think, this time to inform you about a bunch of christmas horror movies that you should watch in our very first edition of the Recommendation Round!

There's not much to say, really - again, when I slup up words or there is a slight grammatical error, it is simply because this is pretty much unscripted, and english IS after all my second language - even I, the otherwise perfect Esh, makes the occasional mistake here and there.

No one should take offense to me mentioning that "almost every character in Santa's Slay is played by jews", by the way - I am just stating the fact that many jewish actors are in it, such as wrestler Bill Goldberg playing Santa, which I somehow managed to forget mentioning in the video. Ah well.

Still working hard on the next videos - the busy month of December has not exactly made it easy to get some work done, but the next episode should be up on Christmas Day, so consider it a present from me... even if it's really no different from any other time.

Anyway, until next time, peace out and have a happy December.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Jack Frost is (C) Moonstone Entertainment
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is (C) Silent Night Releasing Corporation

-Stay Scared

Recently Seen Horror #03 - Feast (2005)

2009-11-30T14:34:00.003+01:00

Welcome to another round of Recently Seen, where I give my two cents about Feast, one heck of a fun monster movie.

Not much to say - I am hard at work at Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning, and working on a reccomendation video for some fun christmas horror films to watch in December - come January, however, I will be moving, and I have no idea what form the show will take from there, so there may be a short hiatus. But these next few videos are going to be the last time you see my brightly colored closets behind me.

I don't know why my microphone decided to record this in such low quality and scratch up my voice so much - sorry about that.

Notice that all episodes now have blip.tv players! No more cutting off the review to see several parts! That is, except for Episode #04, the Dusk till Dawn 2 review, which Blip just won't accept for some reason - I am working on figuring out why.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Feast is (C) Dimension Films

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #05 - Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

2009-11-07T01:30:00.003+01:00

Well, I didn't manage to release it on Halloween as hoped, but at least it only took a week after that to get it up - you'll have to excuse the opening, since I had SO planned on releasing this October 31st... and the fact that it was the first time I have ever actually done anything special about it being Halloween here in Denmark.

This episode is by far the longest - I think primarily because of the introduction where I attempt to give an (admittedly VERY brief) summary of the Halloween series just to give the viewers an idea of what it is we are dealing with - to think that such a great series could end with something this ridicilous - at least until the almost equally ridicilous sequel and it's sequel. Ah well, at least Mikey got a break for five years after this one.

And since Windows Movie Maker has been pissing me off all day today and causing me one technical problem after another, I have FINALLY gotten myself a new program with which to make the next video - hopefully, that will improve on a LOT of things.

Next up is another entry in another very popular franchise - I will be reviewing Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning! So stay tuned for that!

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Halloween: Resurrection is (C) Dimension Films

-Stay Scared

No Recently Seen Videos - Instead, text reviews!

2009-11-05T13:43:00.002+01:00

Yeah, I seem to be completely unable to keep promises lately, but everything just keeps piling up on me.

So rather than Recently Seen videos about Zombieland and Trick 'R Treat, here's two brief text reviews for you to read - On the bright side, Halloween: Resurrection is close to finished and will DEFINETELY be up tomorrow for your enjoyment. And then I will try to get a review of Friday the 13th Part 5 - A New Beginning done - such a frustrating drop in quality after the fun that is the first four.

But anyway- here's my reviews.

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Zombieland

"It's time nut up or shut up!"

A young man with a phobia for practically everything thinks he is the only normal human left in the zombie-infested USA... until he runs into the Twinkie-loving, badass zombie killer who calls himself Tallahasse, as we follow them on the road through out what is now known as Zombieland, and they are accompanied by two cunning young girls...

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It just doesn't get any cooler than this!

Holy shit this is without a doubt one of the most surpremely awesome films ever - it's plowed its way straight into my list of Awesome Movies that would be great for a marathon with the guys and a shitload of beer - Right up there with Dusk till Dawn, Tremors and Predator.

But Zombieland is COMPLETELY different than those three - it is a brilliant comedy that not only dances around knee deep in clichés but somehow manages to dodge them elegantly all the same. With a great cast and a fantastic script that clearly shows a deep-rooted love for zombie-movies and humor of the A-class, Zombieland is a little comedic masterpiece that stands up like a mountain in the horizon. Watching this in the theater was amazing, no matter how small the room was.

It was one of the funniest and one of the coolest movies I have ever seen - it has balls the size of Barcelona, and it knows how to entertain! So find your beers, find a bag of chips and a couple of guys, and you're in for a ride!

5 / 5 . I was incredibly entertained!

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Trick 'R Treat

"You should be careful. There are rules."

Five stories happen on Halloween in a local town... reminding all to stick by the rules and remember the reasons this holiday is celebrated in the first place, thanks to the pint-sized, mysterious Trick or Treater known only as Sam.

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The fact that this movie has been sitting on the shelf at Warner Bros. for two years without a theatrical release, only to get a straight-to-DVD release after so long is nothing short of a crime against humanity.

I love anthology-horror films such as Creepshow, and Trick 'R Treat is without a doubt the best of them. Whereas Creepshow is a very fun and entertaining movie with boatloads of talent behind the wheels, it is a product of its time, of a low budget and of frustratingly low scare-value.. Trick 'R Treat, on the other hand, has a high production value and a timeless approach to the concept of Halloween, jampacked with an amazing cast, script and directing. This movie is nothing shotr of gorgeous in just about every shot.

All five stories are great with less predictable twists than you'd usually see, and unlike other anthology movies that tell their stories individually only with a wrap-around-story that tries to explain why we are being told more than one story, all of Trick 'R Treats stories take place at the same time at the same town, and this is executed amazingly well with a comic book-style approach, and the movie going in a great circle, ending where it started.

This movie is genuinely scary when it wants to be, but is still not afraid to include some dark humor, though avoiding stepping into the realms of self-parody that some movies tend to do - and yet also without going over the top with the otherwise merciless gore. It's a brilliantly crafted film of many tales, and deserves to be seen by anyone who appreciates a good scare... as well as anyone who appreciates a generally good movie.

Another 5 / 5. God it was great.

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Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

Crap!

2009-10-31T14:14:00.002+01:00

So. Today is Halloween. And you have without a doubt already noticed the complete and utter lack of video here.

Well, the thing is, I only HAD like a week to work on the Halloween: Resurrection review. And I had set those days aside just for that, to work like a horse and get it done. But wouldn't you know I just didn't get the chance either way? I constantly had to go somewhere, help out with the painting of our living room and go to a very important job interview for a job I might not even get - and all this results in me with nothing to show on Halloween, despite my longing to finish something on a deadline for once and be on time with the holiday.

All I can say to those reading this who were waiting is sorry! Sorry it is not here on Halloween - it's downright sad that a horror review series cannot manage to do SOMETHING on Halloween and it annoys me endlessly.

The one thing I CAN do is this: seeing as I AM going to a Halloween party tonight and I AM going to see both Zombieland and Trick 'R Treat, I WILL put up a Recently Seen of the two tomorrow.

As for the Halloween: Resurrection review - it will be made. It will take a couple of days, but it will be here - it will just be late.

So once again, sorry about the lack of a review today, and happy Halloween regardless of it.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #04 - From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)

2009-10-20T21:37:00.004+02:00

What ho! Horrible Horror is finally back after countless setbacks, such as vacations, breaking microphones and generally being busy! And thus, uncle Esh finally brings to you the review of the most disappointing sequel imaginable to one of the awesomest movies that exist on this planet - name From Dusk till Dawn!

There is not much to say this time around, other than yet again apologizing for the immense time it took to make this. Next up is Halloween: Resurrection in order to celebrate the opcoming Halloween - but I will admit that I can't quite guarantee one hundred percent that it will be up on the actual date, much as that annoys me. But still, I will do everything I can.

For now, enjoy From Dusk till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money in all its disappointing glory.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

From Dusk till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money is (C) Dimension Films

-Stay Scared

Just a quick video update

2009-09-30T12:58:00.001+02:00

Hey, people, just throwing up a quick video update to explain to you all why the next review is taking so long.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

(MOVIE) is (C) (COMPANY)

-Stay Scared

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

2009-09-20T12:26:00.003+02:00

"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!"

Your dear old Uncle Esh has FINALLY been able to get his hands on a new microphone, so reviews should start again soon. Not only that, but I have also been able to finally get my old external hard drive fixed, meaning I can now once again review Devon's Ghost, which has been on hold for MONTHS. I am not sure WHEN I will do it, but now you know it's coming for real!

So what's in the future for Horrible Horror? Like I've already said, stay tuned for a review of From Dusk till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, which will be the next one, and some time in the future, I will present to you my personal Top 10 Funniest Slasher Kills. I still have tons of movies ready for reviewing, so I assure you I won't exactly run out of material.

So stay tuned for more Horrible Horror soon!

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

2009-08-28T09:31:00.002+02:00

Okay, people - I know I'm like a month late, and I DON'T have an episode ready - but I have just had a lot of busy times, I have been tired as shit (and I also blame the Beta for Champions Online).

But just yesterday when I actualyl wanted to record, it seemed that I have problems with the inbuilt mic on my computer - the left track of it simply just produces noise - this is particularly odd considering that I never changed the settings even a bit. So the episode MIGHT have to wait till I get my hands on a different microphone, much to my annoyance.

But never fear - I WILL Get you the Texas Blood Money review - that movie is too bad not to be ripped to pieces.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

Back from Vacation!

2009-08-12T10:11:00.003+02:00

Hey, guys, I am now back from my vacation. The festival was freaking awesome, and I will post some pictures later for you to enjoy.

Okay, so I've been back since sunday, but I needed a day or two to rest up (and the fact that I was hoarse after the concerts PLUS I just got a cold has more or less destroyed my voice for a bit).

The good news is I can now announce that the next review will be of one of the most disppointing sequels ever, to one of the most awesome movies ever - I'll be reviewing From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money.

I plan to write a couple of reviews in advance while waiting for my voice to heal - and in the near future, I will treat you to a little list of my personal Top 10 Funniest Slasher Movie Kills.
So, I hope you're looking forward to it - I know I am.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror Episode #03 - The Unborn (2009)

2009-07-31T23:27:00.007+02:00

Hello there, peeps. Uncle Esh is back for another round of Horrible Horror, JUST in time before he goes on his vacation! Yes, that's right, for the next week there is gonna be nothing but booze and concerts and sleeping in a tent with a pal at the lovely danish Skanderborg Festival, and it's gonna be freaking awesome!

In the meantime, you can hopefully entertain yourself watching Episode 3 of Horrible Horror, where I level the playing field a bit by reviewing a new, mainstream, big-budget film to show you just how much they can suck even in comparison to the old films I have dug out.

Note that this means it will take an extra week before the next review - hell, to be honest, I haven't even decided which one to review next! BUT I will get to work as soon as I come home.

You may note how this is a few minutes longer than my other reviews (resulting in me having to split it in three parts) - frankly, I was on a roll when I wrote this. I just kept coming up with ideas, and I couldn't bring myself to cut out even one of them. It was tough, but now it's here - one of the most sadly wasted horror film concepts since Boogeyman (which I WILL get to at a later point! What a turd of a movie!)

Also, stick around for the end of the credits. There may be a surprise for you...

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

The Unborn is (C) Rogue Pictures and Platinum Dunes

-Stay Scared

Recently Seen Horror - Happy Birthday To Me (1981)

2009-07-21T16:12:00.005+02:00

Hey everybody - here's a little "Recently Seen" horror review to keep you occupied while I work on my The Unborn review. Since I turned 20 a week ago, I figured it would be fitting to talk about the immensely fun 1981 slasher flick "Happy Birthday To Me".

I do apologize for how slowly I work with these - but it is both because of my limited resources (Windows Movie Maker crashing constantly does make me tear out a few hairs) and the fact that I spend three hours every day just riding a train to and from work. But it'll get here, I promise.

For now, enjoy this quick review - and go check out the movie if I've somehow managed to make you interested in it.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Happy Birthday To Me is (C) Columbia Picutres Corporation and CFDC (Canadian Film Development Corporation)

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror Episode #02 - Berserker: The Nordic Curse (1987)

2009-07-09T16:24:00.002+02:00

Another month after the update and Drag Me To Hell review, I finally found time to finish episode 2 - Berserker: Nordic Curse, a terrible Viking-themed Slasher from 1987. To think that something as awesome as vikings (This is the Dane speaking, people) could be botched so much.

I was supposed to review Devon's Ghots for my second episode - but the copy I have just wouldn't seem to work, and I am having trouble finding a new one. So instead of leaving people hanging even longer, I decided to do this one.

You may notice the sound is a little lower - but that is the consequence of recording in a proper quality with the poor equipment I possess - you're probably gonna have to turn up your speakers.

Hope you enjoy the second episode. Next up, a far more recent, but just as terrible movie: THE UNBORN

Berserker is (C) Shapiro Entertainment

- Stay scared

Update + Recently Seen Horror - Drag Me To Hell (2009)

2009-07-09T16:18:00.002+02:00

Shortly after my first video was made and I was preparing the Devon's Ghost review, my computer crashed, and it took a month to get things back on track - this video was made to update, as I was hosting my videos on the forum at and I wanted to let people know that I was not dead - while talking about "Drag Me To Hell" which I had seen a few days earlier.

The cuts and my mistakes in both grammar and my pausing is because this is largely unscripted. Which is sort of the point of these mini-videos. I wanted there to be a few video clips, but my computer wouldn't have it. It also because of my computer acting odd that the sound gets a little weird when a picture shows up - I have no idea how to fix this. Sorry.

Drag Me To Hell is (C) Universal Pictues and Ghost House Pictures

-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror Episode #01 - Offerings (1989)

2009-07-09T16:16:00.003+02:00

This is the first episode I did of the show, way back in May 2009. As you can see, the quality is low - I still only work with an inbuilt camera in my laptop, and at this time I had not quite yet figured out the microphone and the camcorder, resulting in some choppy editing and low sound quality - but it is still what I like to think of as a wonderfully funny review of a terrible Halloween-ripoff.

Also, you will have to deal with some accent, what with my being Danish (Scandinavian / European for the more geography-blind folks) and all.

For now, simply enjoy the first episode of Horrible Horror. I hope you like it. OR I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL.

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

Offerings is (C) Arista Films

-Stay Scared

Welcome to Horrible Horror

2009-07-09T12:11:00.001+02:00

Hello to all of you, and welcome to Horrible Horror - where I put my life on the line for your entertainment!

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This blog will be used to collect episodes of my new video review series. What is it about? Well, Horrible Horror.

I figured that I might as well share a little fascination I have with horror films... preferably of the B-variety. I am a big fan of various "bad" horror films, and I can usually find quite a few redeeming qualities, for an example by taking things such as budget and time constraints into accountThis is the first of a new video series I am going to do.I figured that I might as well share a little fascination I have with horror films... preferably of the B-variety. I am a big fan of various "bad" horror films, and I can usually find quite a few redeeming qualities, for an example by taking things such as budget and time constraints into account. That, and they just amuse the hell out of me. But in this series, I will go over the very very worst I can think of.

At least, that is the main meat of the show - comedic reviews of bad, bad, bad horror movies. But there will also be various other aspects of the show:

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Recently Seen Horrors

These mini-videos are reviews of film I have recently seen and wish to talk about - be they bad or good, new or old - for whichever reason I may have in mind. Basically, these will largely be me giving my opinion of a movie I find particularly interesting or worth saying a few words about in a largely unscripted and simple format. They will mostly consist of me talking, followed by the occasional clip or picture, and are not as entirely focused on comedy as the main reviews.

Horrible Horror - Recommendation Rounds

These are videos I will make where I decide to talk about a specific, popular theme in horror films - an example would be Evil Clowns. These are not necessarily based on historical facts even if they may include some - the basic idea of THESE videos are to tell you, the viewer, about the theme itself, and me giving my analysis of why I think this particular theme is used as often (or rarely) as it is and give a few examples. At the end of the video, I will recommend a couple of films fitting the theme that I personally find particularly good.

TOP 10

What kind of reviewer would I be without occasionally making Top 10 lists?
These speak for themselves - whenever I make a top 10 list, I gather what I consider to be the ten best within a particular theme or subject. With a genre as subjective as horror, however, I will not claim to make it any sort of 'official' list - I am but a fan, and no expert in the field, and with horror being as varied a genre as it is, I would have no right to choose which are the greatest. Instead, they will be personal lists of what I consider to be the ten best - wether it be kills, monsters, plotlines, whatever.

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So that's the basic gist of the show. You are more than welcome to e-mail me suggestions for movies you would like me to review at Eshbaalauthr@gmail.com

And to all you Horror Fans out there, I can only say:

Stay tuned, and Stay Scared!

-Eshbaal