Horrible Horror #25 - The Mangler (1995)

 Another four month wait, but finally another episode! Sorry about these episodes taking so long - it really is just that my interests are in a ton of different fields - and shortly after I uploaded Pig Sty I went to San Francisco and everything, so there's that too! 

 Anyway, not much to say - I just felt like it was about time to cover a bunch of cool motherfuckers in horror who just... motherfucked up this time around, I guess. The Mangler is a real stinker, guys - here's my reasons how. 

 The Mangler is (c) New Line Cinema 

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 - Stay Scared

PIG STY

PIG STY

Written and Directed by Bjarke Johansen 

CAST 
Anders Skov 
Mark Stoumann 
Bjarke Johansen 
Anders Lundtang Hansen 

MUSIC BY 
Sort Stof 
SNARF

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I bet you thought I'd never finish this, didn't you?

Well, it's finally here - Pig Sty, my second big project short, and one that has been so long underway and gone through so and so many, many troubles due to my own lack of experience. I've come out of this wiser and more skilled than I was, and no matter the trouble I had with this one, I think it was worth it I hope you'll enjoy watching it as much as I did making it.

And as always

- Stay Scared.

Game Night - Darkstalkers 3

Game Night - King of Fighters 2002

Game Night - Injustice: Gods Among Us

Christians' Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/TherealBrutalizer

Remember when I said I'd never do Let's Plays?

Well... so far, so good. This isn't really a Let's Play as much as it's my friends roping me into recording us playing games.  I don't own equipment to record footage properly, so yeah, we pretty much just put a camera in front of the TV - I know, it's shitty, but this is just for shits and giggles.

I'm uploading this game first today, and the next two tomorrow and the day after.

We were playing fighting games, as explained in the video,  so we're just fucking around a bit. There are five videos or so here, so heres hoping you enjoy our mad yelling and dicking around.

I'm uploading this game first today, and the next two tomorrow and the day after.

Stay Scared

- Eshbaal

Brother In Arms (FilmFights "Whistling Past The Graveyard" Entry - 08/04/2013)

VOTE FOR ME ON FILMFIGHTS (April 8th - April 22nd) 
http://www.filmfights.com/ 

 This is my entry for the latest FilmFight contest, "Whistling Past the Graveyard". It is written and directed entirely by me, and was filmed in four hours in the woods not far from a friends' place. 
Thanks a lot, Niko, Anders and Crælle, for taking time out of your day to help me out with this!

 Remember, only vote if you think I deserve the vote, NOT simply because you are a subscriber.

 FILM FIGHTS - Whistling Past the Graveyard
 Make a film about burying someone. Are you at a funeral? Is this a secret burial in the middle of the night? BONUS POINTS: For digging the grave with unorthodox tools.

 Due April 8
 01:30 Max

 Written and directed by Bjarke Johansen

 WARRIOR #1 - Bjarke Johansen
 WARRIOR #2 - Nikolaj Olesen
 MONSTER - Christian Metz

 Music and sound from SoundDogs

 Special thanks to Anders Skov

Horrible Horror #24 - Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)

Huzzah! Been a while since we had one of these, huh?

Yeah, the last long while has been tumultous for me, but now we're back with a new review, and not only covering a style we haven't looked at before, but also paying a bit of tribute to one of my personal heroes.

I hope to pick up the pace a bit from here, but as you can probably understand, university studies DO make that kind of difficult. All the same, it's nice to post this finally (I started writing on this one AGES ago), and I hope you enjoy it!

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com 

- Stay Scared

Horrible Horror Q&A #4

Time for yet another! 

Had a terrible cold the days before this, so I may sound a bit hoarse, but oh well. 

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 -Stay Scared

Booya!

And with links as promised.

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/bjarke.johansen.3?fref=ts

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/HorribleHorror

YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/Eshbaal



Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com 

 -Stay Scared

A Quick Look At My DVDs

This video is exactly what the title makes it seem like. Just me taking a quick look at my DVD collection. Nothing spectacular, but I thought it would be fun.

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 -Stay Scared

A Quick Message

The reason for the low amount of videos this year is one I should have realized a while ago... I was just a couple of days ago diagnosed with a mild depression. My motivation, self-esteem and creativity keep hitting rock bottom at completely random times. The times I HAVE made videos have been brief periods of normalcy. 

This does not mean that I am going to stop making videos alltogether (or that I am 100% miserable all the time), though - it means that I am in need of some help, which I have already taken steps into getting. So videos will come back. But I felt you all deserved an explanation for my low output this year. Looking back it's been rummaging at the back of my head for a while.

I may still do the occasional Vlog and the like, but the motivation for the full workload that is a review just doesn't pop up often as of late. But it will be back. Thank you for your patience and understanding. 

 - Esh

Recently Seen Horror #12 - Inbred (2011)

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 -Stay Scared

Recently Seen Horror #11 - Maniac Remake (2012)

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 -Stay Scared

Top Ten Fights Against Evil

Here we go, finally!

 Another long time has passed since my last actual video, due to a long time of lots of stuff, plus my new University Semester has started. But since I haven't been around for a whi9le, I figured I would make a video I've wnted to make for over a year now. These are my TOp Ten Fights Against Evil - because who doesn't want to watch momsters get the everlivings not beten out of them by would-be victims? 

It's a little long but still shorter than my last one (which only had NINE entries, after all), so AM getting better at getting to the point. Somewhat. Maybe. Probably not. Anyway, enjoy, guys! 

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com

- Stay Scared

Oh shit.

Horrible Horror #23 - House IV (1992)

Hi Guys! Been a while once more, but here's my new review of what is possibly the one sequel I've ever seen that takes the most effort in straying from everything established in its first installment - House IV! 

The lighting isn't particularly amazing in this one, I realize. My main source of lighting in these videos is a huge window on one side of the room, and when the weather doesn't agree with me, there's little I can do. I hope to acquire better lighting opportunities for these videos in the future. Anyway, I don't have much to say this time. Enjoy the review! 

Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at horriblehorror@gmail.com 

- Stay Scared

Yet another (yet slightly different) update

Yeah, hey. This is another one of those videos where I tell you why I haven't done a goddamn thing lately... but this one is recorded in the parking lot at the danish Metal festival Copenhell, which I was attending for my second year just yesterday! It was a HUGE fucking blast. 


Excuse the video framing and the audio - I was intoxicated while recording this, plus I am not entirely used to my iPhone camera (hell, I went and recorded some of this stuff upside down by accident and had to turn it around). 


So here you are: Some explanation of my absence, stuff to come... and a meeting with some of my friends! 


Remember, you can always send me suggestions for videos at Horriblehorrorr@gmail.com


-Stay Scared

Horrible Horror #22 - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Well, that took a LOT longer than it should have, and I am so sorry that I left you all hanging for so long, but here it finally is: another review in that most iconic of slasher franchises, Friday the 13th... and a far, FAR bigger turd than the fifth movie ever was.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday is (c) New Line Cinema

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- Stay Scared

Pig Sty - TEASER

Summer 2012

http://www.facebook.com/hhpigsty

Starring: Anders Skov, Mark Stoumann
Written, Directed, and Edited by: Bjarke Johansen


MUSIC BY: Andreas Sørmyr AKA Turnip King
- http://www.reverbnation.com/turnipking
- http://turnipkingbrawen.bandcamp.com/

Dark Matter Awards 2012 Announcement

Just a little heads up about a fun little event hosted at another site I contribute to, in case any of you want to watch it and be introduced to other great contributors.

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- Stay Scared