Just me giving a little heads-up to where I've been and that I am still alive and kicking.
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Friday, December 17, 2010
Horrible Horror #15 - Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 (1987)
Merry Christmas, Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, Pleasant December, whatever you wanna hear!
This time, dear viewers, we are going to tackle the hilarious monstrosity that is Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - probably one of THE most thoroughly retarded sequels to ever be made to a slasher. But oh how glorious it is.
And yes, I realized I may have mentioned earlier that I would do the Black Christmas remake, but my original plan was actually to do this AND the Black Christmas remake. However, I got to work on this late thanks to exams and whatnot, and figured that rather than stress myself, I would finish this one and keep Black Christmas for another year - that should give me an extra year to rage about it in silence and fuel me anyway, so it works out for everyone!
Enjoy your Holidays, and I hope you'll stick around come January for another exciting year of horrible Horror!
Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 is owned by Silent Night Releasing Corporation
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This time, dear viewers, we are going to tackle the hilarious monstrosity that is Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - probably one of THE most thoroughly retarded sequels to ever be made to a slasher. But oh how glorious it is.
And yes, I realized I may have mentioned earlier that I would do the Black Christmas remake, but my original plan was actually to do this AND the Black Christmas remake. However, I got to work on this late thanks to exams and whatnot, and figured that rather than stress myself, I would finish this one and keep Black Christmas for another year - that should give me an extra year to rage about it in silence and fuel me anyway, so it works out for everyone!
Enjoy your Holidays, and I hope you'll stick around come January for another exciting year of horrible Horror!
Silent Night Deadly Night part 2 is owned by Silent Night Releasing Corporation
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Horrible Horror #14 - Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)
I shouldn't need to say this, but I'm gonna say do it right away, because I KNOW someone out there is going to think I was being serious:
The rant at the beginning is a joke. I have nothing but respect for Doug Walker and Brad Jones and their respective work as the Nostalgia Critic and the Cinema Snob, and I had great fun watching their review of Leprechaun. I merely thought a rebuttal would make for a good joke, especially since they were panning a favorite of mine to begin with. So there are no hard feelings with this - it's all a big joke.
This was SO supposed to be done a week ago, but I got a hell of a cold and couldn't record. But finally, it is here in all it's frightening glory: Leprechaun in the Hood! This is what it looks like when a "bad" series of films has a black sheep among the sequel that isn't even enjoyable.
Well, at least Warwick Davis is still fun to look at.
I hope to release two videos during december, one of which might be a little shorter than the average review, but nonetheless, I WILL get something
christmas-themed out there this year - unlike last year when all it amounted to was a hastily (and not very well) done christmas themed recommendation
round.
But for now, happy first of December and happy whatever holiday you celebrate, and I hope to see you around for some fun during the month.
The Leprechaun franchise is owned by Trimark Pictures
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The rant at the beginning is a joke. I have nothing but respect for Doug Walker and Brad Jones and their respective work as the Nostalgia Critic and the Cinema Snob, and I had great fun watching their review of Leprechaun. I merely thought a rebuttal would make for a good joke, especially since they were panning a favorite of mine to begin with. So there are no hard feelings with this - it's all a big joke.
This was SO supposed to be done a week ago, but I got a hell of a cold and couldn't record. But finally, it is here in all it's frightening glory: Leprechaun in the Hood! This is what it looks like when a "bad" series of films has a black sheep among the sequel that isn't even enjoyable.
Well, at least Warwick Davis is still fun to look at.
I hope to release two videos during december, one of which might be a little shorter than the average review, but nonetheless, I WILL get something
christmas-themed out there this year - unlike last year when all it amounted to was a hastily (and not very well) done christmas themed recommendation
round.
But for now, happy first of December and happy whatever holiday you celebrate, and I hope to see you around for some fun during the month.
The Leprechaun franchise is owned by Trimark Pictures
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
My slasher DVD collcetion
Hey, peeps. This is just Esh showing off his not-particularly-impressive-but-maybe-insteresting-to-some-of-you Slasher DVD collection.
While I AM working on the next full review, I've just found myself with a bitch of a cold and not able to record my usual wild antics. But to keep you guys somewhat entertained in the meantime, I decided to just run through my slasher DVD collection and talk a little about each of them.
Now, a LOT of these I have already mentioned in other videos or even had as part of Top Ten lists, so if I repeat myself, my apologies. This is also not a particularly impressive collection, I know - I have watched many more (and have many more DVDs of other types of horror) than the ones I have on DVD, but DVDs are expensive here and slashers are rather hard to find when you live in a small country like Denmark.
And as you may have noted, this video is VERY long - much longer than I thought it would be. So if you don't have the patience, that's understandable. I just figured that those who were interested might get a kick out of it.
So here's hoping you'll find this a little interesting - Esh out! See you soon for my next REAL video!
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While I AM working on the next full review, I've just found myself with a bitch of a cold and not able to record my usual wild antics. But to keep you guys somewhat entertained in the meantime, I decided to just run through my slasher DVD collection and talk a little about each of them.
Now, a LOT of these I have already mentioned in other videos or even had as part of Top Ten lists, so if I repeat myself, my apologies. This is also not a particularly impressive collection, I know - I have watched many more (and have many more DVDs of other types of horror) than the ones I have on DVD, but DVDs are expensive here and slashers are rather hard to find when you live in a small country like Denmark.
And as you may have noted, this video is VERY long - much longer than I thought it would be. So if you don't have the patience, that's understandable. I just figured that those who were interested might get a kick out of it.
So here's hoping you'll find this a little interesting - Esh out! See you soon for my next REAL video!
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
Movie-Brats Nightmare on Elm Street Collab - The Dream Child (1989)
A while ago, Movie-Brat at the That Guy WIth the Glasses forum sent me an invitation to take part of a review collaboration of the entire Nightmare on Elm Street series - and of course, with such an invitation, I accepted. But having already covered Freddy's Dead, I wanted to talk a bit about The Dream Child - a sequel that, while definetely not a very good movie, I think is a little bit underrated - and s this video is here to explain why I think that.
It's really not a regular episode, but I had fun making it. While the first half does still feature my usual review style, the second is a little more in-depth. This is most likely the approach I will take should I ever be part of a collab again, but regular episodes will still primarily be the movie interrupted by jokes.
So once again, thanks to Movie-Brat for inviting me, and thank all of you for watching. You can watch the reviews of the other parts of the franchise here:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=21857
Nightmare on Elm Street and all related media is (C) New Line Cinema
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It's really not a regular episode, but I had fun making it. While the first half does still feature my usual review style, the second is a little more in-depth. This is most likely the approach I will take should I ever be part of a collab again, but regular episodes will still primarily be the movie interrupted by jokes.
So once again, thanks to Movie-Brat for inviting me, and thank all of you for watching. You can watch the reviews of the other parts of the franchise here:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=21857
Nightmare on Elm Street and all related media is (C) New Line Cinema
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Sunday, October 31, 2010
Horrible Horror - Top Ten Cool Looking Killers (that you may not have heard about)
Happy Halloween everybody!
I return with a new top ten list just in time for this glorious holiday. Let me say this once again: this is a very personal list. You may not agree with all of my choices, or any of them. But this is just ten slasher characters I always thought looked great and deserve some more love.
On another note - this video is quite light on jokes for its length. I hope you won't mind that, but I didn't write it with the intention of making fun of these movies. Most of them are favorites of mine after all.
Anyway, not much else to say. Enjoy Halloween, and make sure to eat some candy for me.
All movies featured belong to their respective owners.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Horrible Horror #13 - Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)
You know how sequels to good movies almost always suck? Well, some franchises get it harder than others.
This, my friends, is Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf. The biggest nosedive a franchies has ever taken, complete with tagline that is relevant for all but the first ten minutes of the movie. Joy!
I don't have much to say this time around, It's kind of short because I skipped a LOT of meaningless little sequences. This movie has no clue how to focus on something for more than a freaking minute.
Howling II is (c) Helmdale Films
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Horrible Horror #12 - Night of the Lepus (1972)
Of all of the ever vengeful Mother Nature's soldiers, rabbits truly are the most terrifying of them all, as this masterpiece from the early 70'oes featuring none other than Janet Leigh proves to us.
This one was a total blast. But it's hard to make nothing but rabbit jokes for fifteen minutes, I can sure as shit tell you that.
I credited the credits song to "Ozzy Fudd" because, quite frankly, I can't seem to find the actual artist's name anywhere at all no matter how much I search. If anyone knows, please do tell me and I will give proper credit where credit is due.
Night of the Lepus is (c) A.C. Lyles Productons
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Saturday, August 28, 2010
Horrible Horror #11 - Terror Toons (2002)
Oh sweet mercy, what did I get myself into this time?
Well, gang, this is Terror Toons - one of the aboslute worst things I have ever seen, and it's not like I was expecting much to begin with. Bask on the glory of toon characters that aren't animated and the best porno without any sex you're ever going to see in your life.
Special thanks to my friends Andreas and Tim for helping me out with this one - Andreas for throwing shit at me and helping me with some screenshots, and Tim for some assistant voiceacting. I owe you one.
OH, I just realized I forgot to add a credit for the Frankenstein footage in the actual credits. WOW, that is bad! I will fix that on a later note. Feel free to slap me for that one.
Terror Toons is (c) Jesco Film Entertainment and Brain Damage Films
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Recently Seen Horror #06 - Waxwork (1988)
Waxwork - this has got to be the only movie where you can watch a guy in an armoured wheelchair fight Werewolves and Zombies.
Now, I remind you that these videos are unscripted. I am REALLY just sitting down ranting about what comes to mind, so if I take a shotr break or slip up my english on occasion, please bear with me.
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