Horrible Horror - Top Ten Funniest Slasher Movie Kills

Welcome to the very first Top 10 list in the history of Horrible Horror!

I am going to make this clear here as well as in the video: This is my personal list. I could never claim to state the funniest of all time - what scares you
and what makes you laugh are far too personal for me to claim anything like that. And like I state in the video, there are still tons of slashers I haven't seen.
And if a kill you find hilarious isn't here, well, either I didn't see it or didn't laugh at it. Who knows? Some day there may be a "Ten even funnier kills".

This was really fun, but also really hard work to make, but I am very happy with the overall result. I hope you are too. It turned out a little longer than I had
hoped, but hopefully it's entertaining enough for you to want to stick around.

In other news, I now have a Twitter account, and a brand new e-mail adress that is far easier to remember where you can reach me:

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/horriblehorror

E-mail: Horriblehorror@gmail.com



All movies belong to their respective owners

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The Super Special Galactic Awesome 1-Year Anniversary of Win - or something

The title really says it all. Thanks for a great year, and here's to another!

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Horrible Horror #09 - Boogeyman (2005)

Here I am once more, for once only... a month and a couple of days after the last video. Awesome!

Well, this is one I've wanted to do for a while. Boogeyman. The ultimate case of "great concept, awful execution". Honestly, how can you screw this up? It seems no one is able to get this one right WHATSOEVER.

I actually found out later that Sam Raimi produced this thing. What a waste of cash from a man who actually knows his horror. Oh well, can't win 'em all.

Enjoy the video.


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Boogeyman is (C) Ghost House Pictures

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Horrible Horror #08 - April Fool's Day (2008 Remake)

Finally a new review from me! Once again, it's a fairly short one. I probably have to admit to myself that this one didn't lend itself so well to jokes as I thought it would, but here it is.

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April Fool´s Day (2008) is (C) 360 Pictures

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And so, I finally return to the reviewing game, just barely in time for Valentine to give you the single most boring film ever to feature a burnt-faced maniac, namely the absolutely terrible Honeymoon Horror.

This episode actually turned out a lot better than I thought, and it is way shorter than most of the others - I could say that this is because I took your critique to heart and summarized better, but honestly... I really covered everything that happened. It's that boring.

This alost didn't get made. I spent half the day trying to get Movie Maker to render it right without smacking a big fat load of green on the movie clips - so now it just barely makes it to the 14th. You better appreciate my stubbornness, folks!

Anyway, enjoy the new review and the new background in my new room - I shall see you later!


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Honeymoon Horror is (C) Omega Cinema Productions

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Why I haven't been around... again.

Yeah, the video and the title speaks for itself.


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Horrible Horror #06 - Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)

((Crap - I really didn't want THAT to be the display pic... but I can't seem to do dick about it))

Heyooo! Here's the latest review for all of you! This time we tackle one of the really big boys in the slasher genre, none other than Jason Voorhees himself. Sure, his movies aren't exactly high art, but at least most of them are entertaining for fans of the subgenre... well, except for a few, this atrocity being one of them.

I am really happy with how this came out, personally - now I can only wait for all the Michael Jackson fans who still aren't over the guy to grab their torches and their pitchforks and chase me off the internet.

Not much to say - I just really like this episode, and I hope you do too!

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Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning is (C) Paramount Pictures

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Recommendation Round #01 - Christmas

Whussap people! Esh is here once again to tell you what to think, this time to inform you about a bunch of christmas horror movies that you should watch in our very first edition of the Recommendation Round!

There's not much to say, really - again, when I slup up words or there is a slight grammatical error, it is simply because this is pretty much unscripted, and english IS after all my second language - even I, the otherwise perfect Esh, makes the occasional mistake here and there.

No one should take offense to me mentioning that "almost every character in Santa's Slay is played by jews", by the way - I am just stating the fact that many jewish actors are in it, such as wrestler Bill Goldberg playing Santa, which I somehow managed to forget mentioning in the video. Ah well.

Still working hard on the next videos - the busy month of December has not exactly made it easy to get some work done, but the next episode should be up on Christmas Day, so consider it a present from me... even if it's really no different from any other time.

Anyway, until next time, peace out and have a happy December.

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Jack Frost is (C) Moonstone Entertainment
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is (C) Silent Night Releasing Corporation

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Recently Seen Horror #03 - Feast (2005)

Welcome to another round of Recently Seen, where I give my two cents about Feast, one heck of a fun monster movie.

Not much to say - I am hard at work at Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning, and working on a reccomendation video for some fun christmas horror films to watch in December - come January, however, I will be moving, and I have no idea what form the show will take from there, so there may be a short hiatus. But these next few videos are going to be the last time you see my brightly colored closets behind me.

I don't know why my microphone decided to record this in such low quality and scratch up my voice so much - sorry about that.

Notice that all episodes now have blip.tv players! No more cutting off the review to see several parts! That is, except for Episode #04, the Dusk till Dawn 2 review, which Blip just won't accept for some reason - I am working on figuring out why.

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Feast is (C) Dimension Films

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Horrible Horror #05 - Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Well, I didn't manage to release it on Halloween as hoped, but at least it only took a week after that to get it up - you'll have to excuse the opening, since I had SO planned on releasing this October 31st... and the fact that it was the first time I have ever actually done anything special about it being Halloween here in Denmark.

This episode is by far the longest - I think primarily because of the introduction where I attempt to give an (admittedly VERY brief) summary of the Halloween series just to give the viewers an idea of what it is we are dealing with - to think that such a great series could end with something this ridicilous - at least until the almost equally ridicilous sequel and it's sequel. Ah well, at least Mikey got a break for five years after this one.

And since Windows Movie Maker has been pissing me off all day today and causing me one technical problem after another, I have FINALLY gotten myself a new program with which to make the next video - hopefully, that will improve on a LOT of things.

Next up is another entry in another very popular franchise - I will be reviewing Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning! So stay tuned for that!

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Halloween: Resurrection is (C) Dimension Films

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